Hi,

My name is Bob Lester and I am the “Bob” in “The Bob & Mark Show.”

I have been asked to write down a little biography about myself, so that you can get to know me a little bit better.

So here I go.

I was born in Tacoma Washington on March 27th 1966. I refused to breast feed, so I was raised on the bottle. Then on my 9th birthday I finally started breastfeeding, my mom was not happy, and people on the bus used to give us dirty looks, so we stopped that a few years later.

I lived in Bremerton, Washington for the first few years of my life, after bouncing around from military base to military base as my father was a Master Sergeant in the Air Force and his job took us to Florida, Texas and California. Since I was a baby, I have no memory of these places. So let’s move on.

I moved to Yakima Washington in 1977 and was raised on a farm. We raised all kinds of things; pigs, chickens, sheep, goats, cattle, poppy seed plants, and pot. Sometimes the cows would get into the pot plants and start laughing so hard milk came out their nose.

But I digress.

After farm life grew tiresome I went to a small community college in Lynwood Washington, which is about 20 miles North of Seattle. It was pretty cool, especially the liberal arts classes I took with all these hippie chicks. I learned to appreciate the smell of musk, and armpit hair. Plus hippie chicks put out if you have tie dyed condoms.

After College life, I drove the Al/Can highway to Anchorage. I arrived here April 1st 1990. Yep, April Fools day. How appropriate.

For the last 17 years I have been a nightclub dj, bartender, restaurant manager and a radio dude. So basically, I haven’t had a real job in 17 years.

Today I find myself working the morning shift on 106.5 K-Whale. It has been the best radio job I have ever had, unless you count that one gig where I was the intern for an all-lesbian station in Switzerland I worked at as a lotion applicator. No, wait a minute…that’s my favorite masturbation fantasy….never mind.

So all in all, that’s me in a few paragraphs.

I hope it helps.

Some of my favorites are:

Food: Anything raw or cooked,
Drink: Milk. (Honestly…especially breast milk…I miss mom.)
TV show: Deadliest Catch.
Movie: Asian prison sluts in heat part 4. (Although part 3 is a close second.)

Some of my favorite web links:

www.kwhl.com
www.alaskaaces.com
If you want to know anything else about me, just stop me sometime and ask. And remember what my grandpa used to say…

“Grandma, pop out them teeth…I’m lookin’ for love!” (He was kind of a romantic.)

Have a great day. Don’t drink and drive, and if you’re going to say something stupid, say it on the Bob & Mark show!

Fish On!